So today I'm reading an article on MSNBC's website (because that's what liberals read, you fascists!) about a gentleman with a love of dogs. Hey, I love dogs too. I don't want to own any, though. I've had two dogs in the past seven years and to say that they were living breathing nightmares would be an understatement. However, I think dogs are wonderful animals and deserving of good homes. That being said...
The subject of the story, who shall remain nameless because they didn't name him, owned a few dogs. Over one hundred, to be exact. He was a classic hoarder but instead of hoarding shoes or newspapers or his own urine and toenail clippings, he hoarded canines. He was so into this hobby that he not only hoarded live dogs but he also hoarded the ones that died. Yes, when the police were called to investigate the elusive foul odor coming from our dog lover's property they not only found 112 live dogs but they also found 150 FROZEN dogs! Several freezers filled with dead dogs were found in the basement.
Pictured in the article was the man's outwardly nice home. Nicely trimmed bushes, neatly clipped yard, well kept brick building with a white front door. Not the type of home you would assume to be a kennel. As one would expect, when investigators entered the home they had to don masks because of the overbearing odor of trash and feces. It seems the man didn't let the dogs crap on his neatly manicured lawn because that would be stupid! The odor just recently became apparent because the man had masked the odor by sealing the doors and windows. Perhaps the stench became to much for him and he had to air the joint out.
What's the point of this blog? Well, just to point out that that dude is shit nuts! There you go, Chuck.
